*Issued in Public Interest*
This cautionary statement is being issued in view of the global scare regarding Swine Flu and its phonetic closeness to an already existing condition called Vyne Flu. Your attention is drawn to the causes, symptoms and cures for both these conditions and you are advised to take all necessary precautions.
Swine Flu
Mainly spreads from person to person as a result of coughing or sneezing by people with influenza.
WHO has recently declared it a Pandemic.
Symptoms include:
· High fever
· Cough
· Sore throat
· Headache
· Body aches and
· Fatigue
It is an extremely harmful condition and if not treated in time could lead to death.
Vyne Flu
Spreads through a single source being an individual called Vyne. It is not Pandemic but Paldemic, infecting all pals of this individual.
Regular contact with Vyne via Email, SMS and telephone drastically increases the chances of being infected.
This cautionary statement is being issued in view of the global scare regarding Swine Flu and its phonetic closeness to an already existing condition called Vyne Flu. Your attention is drawn to the causes, symptoms and cures for both these conditions and you are advised to take all necessary precautions.
Swine Flu
Mainly spreads from person to person as a result of coughing or sneezing by people with influenza.
WHO has recently declared it a Pandemic.
Symptoms include:
· High fever
· Cough
· Sore throat
· Headache
· Body aches and
· Fatigue
It is an extremely harmful condition and if not treated in time could lead to death.
Vyne Flu
Spreads through a single source being an individual called Vyne. It is not Pandemic but Paldemic, infecting all pals of this individual.
Regular contact with Vyne via Email, SMS and telephone drastically increases the chances of being infected.
Symptoms include:
· Impatience
· Fussiness
· Bouts of laughter
· Burnt throat (resulting from the consumption of very hot beverages)
· High tendency to crack PJs
Your likes, dislikes and beliefs are at a high risk of undergoing drastic changes. The following effects have been indicated.
· Early morning would mean 8.30 a.m.
· You will claim to be 20+ forever.
· Food will consist of just fruits, juices and biscuits.
· Sleeping, writing and travel will be the only worthy pastimes.
· You will start becoming wordly wise.
· You will believe that the best dress ever invented is:
· Fussiness
· Bouts of laughter
· Burnt throat (resulting from the consumption of very hot beverages)
· High tendency to crack PJs
Your likes, dislikes and beliefs are at a high risk of undergoing drastic changes. The following effects have been indicated.
· Early morning would mean 8.30 a.m.
· You will claim to be 20+ forever.
· Food will consist of just fruits, juices and biscuits.
· Sleeping, writing and travel will be the only worthy pastimes.
· You will start becoming wordly wise.
· You will believe that the best dress ever invented is:
( A pure white chudidar with a red bandhej dupatta)
· The best perfumes will be Creed for men and Cool Water for women.
· Laziness will become a virtue and
· Latin America would be considered the best continent on Earth.
Vyne Flu can be classified as extremely harmful or charmful depending on the victims state of mind. Currently, there is no known cure available for this condition.
· The best perfumes will be Creed for men and Cool Water for women.
· Laziness will become a virtue and
· Latin America would be considered the best continent on Earth.
Vyne Flu can be classified as extremely harmful or charmful depending on the victims state of mind. Currently, there is no known cure available for this condition.
Please keep the above in mind and take care of yourself and those around you.
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